January 2012
60 posts
“I’d be a Latina goodness.” -A.B.
“I want to date an Asian girl. just once.” -A.B.”
I seriously love my life.
“Eh you never know maybe he’s newly single and ready to sharaya-mingle.” -T.E.
“I love you too batgirl. I’m your Alfred Pennyworth and you are my Bruce Wayne.” -T.E.
“I can’t wait to be high so I can say shit like this: ‘I swear to...”
“I hate Doritos mouth.” -B.D.
“sharaya is my star idol.” -M.S.
“I need to eat.” -K.H.
“girl, drink your hunger.” -S.D.
p.s. K.H. is a dude.
“hey, hey, play ‘babies eating lemons’.” -J.R.”
“he said he’d kiss me for 1,999 dollars.” -L.V.
“you want cake?” -J.R.
“what?” -L.V
“cake.” -J.R.
“what?” -L.V
“cake.” -J.R.
“what?” -L.V
“cake!” -J.R.
“what?” -L.V
“cake!!” -J.R.
“what?” -L.V
“CAKE!” -J.R.
“oh, yeah.” -L.V.
“kiwi!! wake up!!” -G.V.
“I was thinking about ice cream.” -J.R.
“you can never go wrong with ice cake.” -S.F.”
“it’s on G street.” -S.D.
“no, it’s on G street.” -M.D.
“it gets really moist in here.” -T.D.
“just fucking get in the zone and be like, ‘yeah’.” -D.S.
“I wanna have a coke problem right now.” -?.?.
"it looks like I got darker." -A.R.
"or your just dirty." -S.D.
“I had to tell her where the g spot was. I drew a picture.” -D.S.
"oh god it's coming again." -M.D.
"that's what she said." -B.D.
“my phone won’t let me spell ‘skrillex’.” -D.S.”
“I was truly happy with him at moments. I don’t regret that.” -S.D.
"oh my god sharaya" -S.R.
"I haven't heard that in awhile." -S.D.
“you can call me gay. you know what’s up.” -S.R.
Watchstarfucker
“I’ll take the hairy loner and you can take the nerdy loner.” -T.E.
“whenever I eat meatballs, I miss my brother.” -T.E.”
“it’s not even sexual. it’s a straight up boot.” -J.S.”
“I just bit his penis.” -M.L.
"I think you're beautiful." -S.D.
"I think you're okay." -R.I.
“I do whatever Sharaya tells me to do.” -R.I.
“I loves you with all the improper english and grammar in the world. plus we have...”
“he’s a sean moazezi.” -T.E.
“last time I went in a jacoozie I got a bladder infection.” -T.E.”
“my family doesn’t like me. maybe because I do drugs.” -K.H.
